Bimmer (pronounced Beamer), the company’s resident mascot, has spent much of the past year scheming behind the scenes to become the president of the company. He maintains that without his cuteness and the licks and kisses he gives to each new person he meets, the firm’s business development would go downhill. Bimmer knows that he has only one chance to achieve his life-long dream of being president, so he spends a lot of time sleeping, saving his energy for the long road ahead. He still frequently disappears without permission and gets away with it by saying that he is out marketing. His main duty around the office is to make sure there are enough treats to pass out to new clients, as well as himself.